If I was serious I’d go all in on being a fitness influencer. I’d be on a beach in Guabun with my half-Haitian, half-Dominican girlfriend and we’d be rubbing pingo-pingo-infused lotion into each other’s perfectly bronzed flesh all day. We’d take ginger-carob shots when we wake up and average a video post a day with two more short blog posts to accompany…
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